This year I have for the first time ever considered doing something that was unthinkable up to this point. I want to buy a minivan. Well, there have been several vans that have struck my fancy, but something about the whole minivan society just gets me a little. Maybe it’s my Texas roots, but minivans are chick cars, right? So with all these thoughts cruisin’ through my mind Randy Bohlender’s words echo in my memory “the 2002 Suburban, long wheel base, leather, Sirius radio and heavy duty Secret Service Edition window tint…”and I’m hooked! That’s a man’s vehicle! So I went on the search. Lo and behold much to my chegrin the mother of all suburbans is sitting across the street from ZHOP in a marine and automotive supercenter. This beauty was just waiting for me to come and lay claim. Now let me keep things straight here. I’ve never been a name and claim it kind of guy, but boy I was namin’ and claimin’ like it was my job when I saw that 2004 Z71 new wheeled, tired, and painted hass of a machine. So, without getting into covetousness I did what a responsible man of God should do in this situation. I took it for a spin! What a truck. That was yesterday, so today I’ll drive by the sales center and stare yet again. So, I guess I’ve jumped from the kid totin’ mommy-mobile to the V8 Z71 4×4 family extravaganza on wheels. It just feels right. Thanks Randy for showing me the light.

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December 1, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Shawn Blanc
From one man to another: Thanks for not falling into the minivan hole.
December 2, 2006 at 1:28 am
Adam
Maybe I am way too secure of my masculinity, but I am still a huge fan of the mini van. I can’t help it. When I think about where the extra $40 a tank can go compared to jumping into a Suburban, I will choose the chic mobile anyday.
December 2, 2006 at 4:59 am
Jen McArthur
So, can I point and laugh at you everytime I see you in the minivan? Just curious….
December 2, 2006 at 3:18 pm
heidimills
I’m with you babe! But if it comes down to it, I would still
love a minivan!
December 2, 2006 at 3:19 pm
heidimills
By the way, what’s a Busurban?
December 2, 2006 at 5:56 pm
jonathanmills
Bus-Urban is suburban switched around so that it’s function is evident in it’s name. The vehicle is an Urban Bus for large families.
December 3, 2006 at 7:58 pm
heidimills
Thanks honey!
December 6, 2006 at 5:41 am
Randy Bohlender
The Burban is the ultimate. I’ll never get Kels in a minivan after this. You can close COSTCO down with this sucker and never have to lower the 3rd seat.
December 17, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Tom
That’s my boy! Excellent eye for the most expensive! And tell Adam that he needs to spend more time watching Tim the Toolman Taylor.